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Over the Hill Yard Art
Are one of your friends, family members, or loved ones getting older? Instead of putting flamingos on the lawn, on their next birthday or special date, why not surprise them with a Grim Reaper loaded with Tombstones mocking their "age?" It can be used at home, work, or anywhere. The Grim Reaper comes with numerous Tombstones with funny "Over the Hill" sayings.
12 Tombstones featuring funny and playful sayings such as:
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“Look at the bright side, at least wrinkles don't hurt…unless you trip over them!”
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“At your age, Happy Hour is naptime!”
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“Finally things will start clicking for you…your back, neck, elbows, and knees!”
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“You don't need to avoid temptation…it now avoids you”
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"You're entering the metallic years: Silver in your hair, gold in your teeth and lead in your bottom!”
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“You'll still get a little action when your prune juice starts working”
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"You've reached the age where everything either wears out or spreads out."
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“You're belt may not buckle, but your knees will”
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“OVER THE HILL!! SORRY!!”
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“Age is a high price to pay for MATURITY!”
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"Old age and treachery easily beat out youth and vigor any day."
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"You're actions now creak louder than words."
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